12.17.2006

Apple: The Choice of the Almighty

What if God were one of us? (Yes, just a slob like one of us). Well, by the looks of this, if God were one of us, he'd own a Mac. Would it be because he's just too damn busy to worry about the incessant issues on an XP computer? Could it also be that one would not need to perform an exorcism to rid the machine of viruses, malware, and other quirks in order to make it perform efficiently? Cool, I'm on God's team; we're homies.

While we're thinking about the choices of cherubs, What Would Jesus Drive? I think it would be a Prius.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thou hast seen the light. Welcome to the flock brother.

paducci said...

can you send an email asking about the weather? its unacceptable, even here in paris.

Joe and Lisa said...

I don't even think God can do anything about the weather, besides made it look cool. Perhaps you should burn your old skis, in a sacrifice to the snow gods.

The current weather situation has taken on a devilish feel to it.